Fame (@ Scrawlers)
I could have stayed home, napped in the sun all day, cuddled next to you for warmth at night, but with this voice, fame chose me. Plus, nocturnal vocal exercises never go over well. People would say I’ve been in the business for 5 years. While it may not sound impressive, for me it feels like 35. That’s a long, distinguished career.
You’ve probably seen my work. Pick any romantic comedy; the guy finds himself in a compromising position in the girl’s house, and chucks the incriminating evidence out the window. That’s my cue: