What can I say about this Twins team? The pitching is good, the hitting is atrocious. That’s all there is to it. There are only so many ways you can write that analysis.
.221/.278/.319, 25 runs
those are their worst 10 game totals this season in runs, BA, and OPS
the Twins have been hit by a pitch more times (4) than they have hit HR (3) in that span
If it truly is darkest before the dawn, I can’t imagine it getting much darker for the Twins bats, dawn must be coming soon.
This went up a bit ago, but check out my profile at SBG Nation. It was a lot of fun to chat up the commenters there for an afternoon.
Thanks to Rhubarb_Runner for pointing out that Daneeka’s Ghost is available in multiple languages (put that page back through Google translation for some interesting phrasing).